Dear Rushed Driver,
Please do not follow me so closely, you see, my blinker is not staying on extra long...I live right here! I know, I know, you are so excited to be off Speer and you have places to be. But you see, the driveway, no really! Look at the driveway. Do you see the miniature cliff, on each side of the driveway that is only perfectly wide enough for a car to get in or out at a straight angle. If you don't get that angle you will hear the horrible noises on the scraping on the bottom of the car. I KID YOU NOT! You see, Sir, there was a car coming the other way and I could not swoop out far enough to get the right angle. And NOW. AND NOW! And now you are stopped inches from my bumper and there is nothing I can do but to back out and try it again. OOOH you are getting mad, but you have to back out, for me to back out! Oh Sir, I don't like the driveway either but you will have to talk to my landlord about that!
I back up, try again AND...
VICTORY! I am in!
And you Mr. Rushy McRusherson are now on your way!
I just got done with yoga, so you see. So other drivers (slow, fast, crazy, texting, etc) DON'T REALLY BOTHER ME!
Regards,
Sarah
(from the house with the really horrible driveway)
Ha, Ha This is great :) so much voice and humor - awesome!
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ReplyDeleteI love your voice! I love how you had your conversation with Mr. Rushy McRusherson, and it would be so fun to hear his words back... But maybe not on a blog that links you to the teaching profession...
ReplyDeleteYour blog and Mr. Rushy McRusherson had me talking to all the drivers on my way home tonight! Very, very funny!
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